Time after Time

Uni-

bra. yes, Uni-Bra. the bra sensation that’s sweeping the nation… made specially for uni-boobs.

Keep an eye open for our other products like the belly-bra… for those un-becoming beer bellies that sag…

Conclusion…

So, from this day, I have concluded that I am anti taft-ist. Join me as I stand firm against those who discriminate against corpulent people… such as Taft.

Together we march ahead in this fight for equal rights!

…ist

so, you know how there’s sexist and racist… is there weightist? I mean, when you discriminate against fat people… that’s like weightist, right?!

Straight up.

Taft…

apparently had a large… aft. And a large everything else……. I don’t think it’s nice to make fun of someone’s rather large girth.

A typical dicussion in my history class…. “he’s like a beluga whale!” “Save the whales!” *snort*

I was considering being a whale activist, but… nay anymore.